okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog
but exceptions must be made
I’M LITERALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD! OH SWEET JESUS!
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do